TeAzulYWaffles

No creo que sea un meme, pero vale.

"¡Estoy en pelota debajo de una araucariaaaaa!" : Rayen, ebria en fiestas de año nuevo.

"Oda al digueñe, por Debora Melo" : Thomas, que no tiene idea de que está haciendo ahí parado.

"¿Acaso tú querí que te masacre?" : Amanda, tratando de imitar a un flaite.

"¿Trajiste la cartulina?" : Everett, que está a dos segundos de desatar la crisis de alguien.

"¿Oye había prueba?" : Snowdrop, a punto de desatar su crisis.

"Nel pastel" : GIFT, justo antes de destruir el mundo.

I was tagged by :iconDespairIaa:

Be HONEST no matter what

1. What is your natural hair color?

A really dark brown with a few lighter hair strands.

2. Where was your ID pic taken?

I drew it some months ago, so technically speaking, it wasn't taken anywere.

3. What's your middle name? 

My middle name is Waffles, I thought it was pretty obvious.
[José. (No, really)]

4.Your current relationship status?

Single.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?

I don't have a crush lol

6. What is your current mood

Indifferent.

7. What's the color of your underwear?

...What? Why would you ask me that?...Black.

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?

Reading. (It's really nice to read a good book while cuddling with your panda plushie)

9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?

Does my cat count as a person?

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?

(First rule of the time traveler: DON'T. CHANGE. THE PAST.)
Nothing, I'd rather explore the past to se how were things back then.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day? 

A majestic giraffe.

12. Ever had a near death experience?

When I was a toddler I was almost crushed by a christmas tree.
And three years ago I was almost hitted by a car.

13. Something you do a lot?
My joints are very fleible, so I can twist my feet and other parts of my body in not-so-normal ways. I do it whenever I am angry, sad or happy.
(It tends to freak some people out).

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?

Are you a werewolf? ft.Gumi & Mayu by Yucha-P (It reminds me of danganronpa).

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

DespairIaa

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?

My ex-friend's grandmother.

17. When was the last time you cried?

Today's morning, due to an anxiety attack.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?

Yeah, I had to sing Bohemian Rhapsody on a school event.

19. If you could have one superpower what would it be?

Time traveling sounds fun.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their eyes, because I like eyes.

21. What's your biggest secret?

I don't have any secrets actually.

22. What's your favorite color?

Blue, blue, BLUE.

23. When was the last time you lied?

Today I guess.

24. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?

Yep, some of them are very entertaining.

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?

Some lemon candies and a bottle of water.

26. What's your favorite smell?

Cinnamon. And chocolate. AND mint.

27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?

Ambigous.

28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?

Yesterday.

29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

Uh...no.

30. What are you thinking about right now?

What if I'm actually dying and all of this is just that so called -glimpse of your life before you die- thing? <---thought

Cats are cute <---the following thought.

31. What should you be doing?

Doing my homework.

32. What was the last thing that made you upset?

Forgeting to ask my friend about tomorrow's homework. Oh crap.

33. Do you like working in the yard?

It depends.

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

The same last name I have right now.

35. Name 5 things in your closet:

-Textbooks. a lot of them.
-Underwear.
-My secret candy stash
-A notebook
-And...my cat, because she's sleeping in there

36. Do you act different around your crush?

I. Don't. Have. A. Crush.

37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?

Today, because I love my Panda.

38. How many times do you take a shower a week?

Every two days.

39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?

Yes I do.

40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?

*sighs*

41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?

*nods* It was fun.

42. Do you lie about your age?

In order to avoid pedos, yes.

43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?

Not really.

44. Do you pick your nose?

Ew, no.

45. One food you hate?

Most things that contain meat.

46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?

Potato chips.

47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?

...Santa was fake? (when I was 12)

48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?

Ever since I bled from my nose, I've been a little paranoid.

49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?

 ...What?

50. Did you lie in any of these questions?

Is the sky really blue?

(I'm too lazy to tag anyone so bye)

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